By Jennifer M. Paine

Attorney, Cordell & Cordell, P.C.
Break out the paparazzi and the popcorn; it’s time for another celebrity divorce drama. I will venture to guess that celebrity divorces are the second most followed legal event in Hollywood, second only to celebrity DUIs accompanied with the occasional rehab check-in, Barbara Walters interview and/or charge for picking up a prostitute (witness: Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears and Hugh Grant). At least it seems so to divorce attorneys like me who, I candidly admit, watch Entertainment Tonight and glance at the headlines in the tabloids – cringing while “lawyers” give divorcing celebrities and their fans legal advice on air and in print. Most of them look and sound reputable. They wear black suits and glasses. They are well groomed. They reference “statutes” and “codes” and “court procedure” in monologues purportedly telling those celebrities what to do, and those fans all they need to know about “the law.”
Speculation over the state of Tiger Woods’s relationship with wife Elin Nordegren is no different. Search “Tiger Woods and divorce” online, and you will find a storm of articles purportedly telling Woods how to preserve his marriage or end it with money left in his pocket and a reasonable amount of parenting time. You might read these for entertainment value (as I said, I do). The problem is, their advice is not all you need to know about the law – it is devoid of factual context and, worse still, often laden with myths.